Fashion is not everyone’s cup of tea. Especially straight men who think a fashion statement involves flashy socks, keyboard ties, and sports jerseys. So you can imagine how I, puffy earrings, several bright layers and all, tend to confuse most of them. Here’s a list of the funnies things men said about the clothes I’m wearing.

*snaps fingers* “Molly Ringwald”

- guy dressed up outside of Philadelphia Wizard Con

“This girl out here looking like she about to sell some Girl Scout Cookies.”

- Bouncer outside of sports club in New York City

“She out here looking like Indiana Jones”

• - A group of teenagers at Suburban Station Philadelphia

“I don’t know you’re making me nervous. Your looks is very severe”

- bro at a bar attempting to hit on me

"You look like really good juice."

- Dude at a musical festival at the FDR Skatepark 

 "I like the...um...feathers on your dress. It takes a lot of guts to wear feathers." 

- Awkward barback at a disco club

Conclusion: Some men just don't get fashion. Secondary conclusion: My outfits have a lot of range. Either way, they lead to some pretty hilarious conversations

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