The 6 Funniest Things Various Men Have Said About My Outfit
Real life footage of me (according to guy dressed up as unknown character at Wizard Con).
Fashion is not everyone’s cup of tea. Especially straight men who think a fashion statement involves flashy socks, keyboard ties, and sports jerseys. So you can imagine how I, puffy earrings, several bright layers and all, tend to confuse most of them. Here’s a list of the funnies things men said about the clothes I’m wearing.
*snaps fingers* “Molly Ringwald”
- guy dressed up outside of Philadelphia Wizard Con
“This girl out here looking like she about to sell some Girl Scout Cookies.”
- Bouncer outside of sports club in New York City
“She out here looking like Indiana Jones”
- A group of teenagers at Suburban Station Philadelphia
“I don’t know you’re making me nervous. Your looks is very severe”
- bro at a bar attempting to hit on me
"You look like really good juice."
- Dude at a musical festival at the FDR Skatepark
"I like the...um...feathers on your dress. It takes a lot of guts to wear feathers."
- Awkward barback at a disco club
Conclusion: Some men just don't get fashion. Secondary conclusion: My outfits have a lot of range. Either way, they lead to some pretty hilarious conversations
